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Can’t we all skip the small talk and just fast forward to swapping disease metaphors over salami sandwiches?

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haha right? Sure, we can have a bit of small talk about what condiments are superior. (Mayo people are clearly soulless Cretins) but then...zip it.

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May 8Liked by Carlyn Beccia

Okay, okay, on this grey and wet Wednesday, while the week winds, one wonders now years and possibly hundreds of these conversations later, when a white kerchief would wave? There is only so much salmi and who knows, you might acquire a taste for canned fish, possibly some warmed spam or prosciutto? Maybe with a cup of tea?

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I shall never run out of salami. But my tolerance for dull conversations goes down each year. ;)

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